Geekiest punchline

Some coworkers are sitting around afternoon coffee. Newly employed D mentions having problems managing a website, the others speculate on what the cause may be and then the discussion turns to people’s favourite web programming languages.
A: “With all its faults, PHP is still pretty good.”
B: “Well, ASP with VBScript is better than its reputation, in particular the latest versions.”
C: “Rails, definitely!”
D [brightly]: “I’ve used CSS!”


thnidu said...

Mmmmph. I'm somewhere above D, but way, way below the others. OTOH, I'd know enough not to say it that way. Or, in this conversation, to say anything.

kai said...

Yeah, it’s becoming increasingly more obvious that D must have been padding the ol’ CV. This won’t end well…